“Certainly, Sir, that’ll be one cent.” “One Cent?” the man exclaimed. He glanced at the menu and asked: “How much for a nice juicy steak and a bottle of wine?” “A nickel,” the barman replied. “A nickel?” exclaimed the man. “Where’s the guy who owns this place?” The bartender replied: “Upstairs, with my wife.” The man asked: “What’s he doing upstairs with your wife?” The bartender replied: “The same thing I’m doing to his business down here”
Two fishermen were adrift in their rented boat due to an engine failure. While rummaging through the boat’s provisions, one of the men stumbled across an old lamp. Secretly hoping that a genie would appear, he rubbed the lamp vigorously. To the amazement of the castaways, a genie came forth. This particular genie, however, stated that he could only deliver one wish, not the standard three.
Without giving much thought to the matter the man blurted out, “Make the entire ocean into beer!” The genie clapped his hands with a deafening crash, and immediately the entire sea turned into the finest brew ever sampled by mortals.
Simultaneously, the genie vanished. Only the gentle lapping of beer on the hull broke the stillness as the men considered their circumstances.
One man looked disgustedly at the other whose wish had been granted. After a long, tension filled moment, he spoke: “Nice going idiot! Now we’re going to have to piss in the boat!
Source: Beer100
Every party should have one of these babies! Don’t you just hate it when you gotta search and stumble around to find the damn beer bottle opener when you are at a party? You gotta check out the hand made craftsmanship that’s gone into making this. Looks like a lot of delicate precision was at hand to create the masterpiece. Why doesn’t ebay sell these?
So a Scotland based brewery named BrewDog claims that their new tipple is the world’s strongest beer. The potent alcoholic beverage is creatively named the “Tactical Nuclear Penguin“. No doubt that this would lead to steaming results. The beer weighs in at a powerful 32%. My gosh, that sounds extra potent. They also claim that this a new world record. The previous record was held by German beer brand Schorschbraer.
This all sounds very promising indeed but will we see it in an off license near us? Probably not, but luckily you can buy it online through their website.
The “Wassup” Commercial was probably one of the best beer commercials ever created. They left behind an example of an internet meme. Even parodies were made of the original.
The commercials, even though I doubt they were ever aired here in Britain bring back great memories of the early drinking days. The question now is, what are them guys doing now, 10 years after. Well thanks to an uknown source of an Obama campaign, they are back again, in another hilarious rendition:-
Then:-
And Now:-
This wasted old man gets the wrong end of the stick.
Stella is best served in a tall straight glass and served nice and cool, it has a clear and gold like complexion and should have a nice white foaming head. I personally find that with every pint of Stella Artois, No matter how many you have drunk the first thing you taste is always the same, with a very sweet malt after taste.
I have come to the conclusion that a very crisp refreshing pint of Stella is perfect whether its just for a few of pints on a Thursday night, or even on a Friday or Saturday night when your out for getting slaughtered! Stella on the tap tastes a whole shit load better than if you drink it out of a can or a bottle but it is still many peoples first choice to drink in when it comes down to drinking out of cans.
Stella is a strong mainstream larger and currently is rated at 5% ABV but it used to be a 5.2% not so long a go, It was original brewed in Belgium but not is brewed in many European countries including England, Its history goes back to 1366.
Stella has been giving the nickname of wife beater because it is known to make who ever drinks it becomes violent and batter the shits outta there wife, I would just like to ask why is it always Stella’s fault? Is the wife never responsible?
The only real larger that can stand on the same level as stella would perhaps be Kronenberg 1664 but it is not quite as effective as stella is on very warm days. Stella is generally an expensive larger but in my opinion is worth that extra dosh!
If your generally looking for a beer that tastes good and will get you quite wasted before you hit the shorts! then stella is the one for you, As when it comes to larger there is simply nothing that can compare to the strength and great taste of Stella Artois.
